I'da Thrown a Party...

 ...if I knew the last time I enjoyed corn on the cob was going to BE the last time I enjoyed corn on the cob, I'da thrown a party.

...if I knew the last time I looked good in a bikini was going to BE the last time I looked good in a bikini, I'da thrown a party.

...if I knew the last time I had sex was going to BE the last time I had sex...well...I'd at least have put more effort into it.