What a Team

RFK Jr says germs aren't too bad, citing his experiences snorting Cocaine on toilet seats as definitive proof.  Pete Hegseth wants to hang retired Naval officer, former Astronaut, husband of shooting victim Gabby Giffords and now-Senator Mark Kelly from the yardarms for speaking the truth about unlawful orders (and which Hegseth himself spoke years ago).

Border Czar Tom Homan was filmed accepting a $50,000 bribe; and Kristi Noem's boyfriend/assistant fired her pilot for forgetting her blankie.  Noem's lack of empathy for shooting victims should surprise no one, after she shot her own dog with ease.  Imagine, all she had to do for a job was keep a straight face while an elephant danced onstage to YMCA. 

Pam Bondi's legacy will forever be blackened by this image of her NOT turning to address Epstein survivors when given the opportunity.  Our 'People's Lawyer' acted embarassingly undignified during her performance-for-one; repeatedly blaming former admins for not doing anything so why should Trump's?  Everyone will agree that there's plenty of blame to go around for decades of administrations, but neither did she do anything to Epstein when she was the AG for Florida.  She could have prevented so much damage.

Sec. of Commerce Howard Lutnick can't keep his lies straight - how old were his children when he took them to Epstein's Island and for what purpose?  That was seven years after his encounter at his next door neighbor's townhouse, during which he and the Mrs. swore they'd never see him again. Uh-huh.

Secretary of the Navy John Phelan has absolutely no qualifications for the position, everyone agrees; but he does have an expensive collection of erotic art and a mirrored floor in his mansion to titillate voyeuristic guests.  No wonder he was hired.

Why are Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff making deals with Middle East potentates and a Russian autocrat supposedly on our behalf?  Then what's Secretary of State Marco Rubio doing besides reassuring Europeans that we really do care about them; regardless of what the Chief Neanderthal says and does?  I doubt Marco's getting the same financial incentives as the other guys, maybe that's why he looks unhappy all the time.

And those are just a few.  What a team.