Till Death?

If I'd stuck it out, I'd have been married to my first-ex for forty years today.  Am I even that old?

So Happy Forty X's, Wally.  Hope you're happy.

I need to write at least as long as the dress, therefore...am I the only one who never gets around to cutting tags off electrical cords?

Is it Kosher to bid on religious objects on ebay?

How much for a pirate to get his ears pierced?  a BUCCANEER!!!   Aaarrrgggghhhh