Should've Gone into the Market, Wilbur

So a school in Portland, Oregon has to change its mascot, Ben Franklin, by 2019. Apparently he is offensive…separation of church and state…does not represent(?)...and you thought I was being silly with my Oatmeal story, Horseapples.

Just wait, it’s only a matter of time before Quaker is bullied into changing, too; which seems contrary to the whole notion of non-violence. You already know my vote.