(Chorus) “See
the USA...in your Chevrolet…”
BUNK. The most incredible thing exists in America
these days: elitism in the camping world. I know this for a fact because I’m not allowed
in the overwhelming majority of private RV parks in the country. The reason:
age discrimination. If you don’t
own an RV this might not concern you, but this Every-town problem may affect us all in
our pocketbooks. If that doesn’t get your attention then I give up. After you’ve read this, take me out of the mix,
consider my points, and see what you think.
That’s all I ask.
If
you’re new to my story, I am one of this country’s versions of the Traveling
Salesman, a Starving Artist-turned-Entrepreneur, hitting the Farmer’s Markets,
weekend festivals, and Co-Ops, as far as gas prices will allow. After successfully developing and
marketing my products in Southern Oregon the past year-plus (it’s slow-going but promising), I am attempting
to expand my dog treat mixes, Woofers and Tweeters, throughout Oregon. 'Locally owned and produced; local suppliers; supported (through formal agreement) Dogs for the Deaf, a local non-profit; makes you feel all
warm and fuzzy.' That’s the extent of
my pitch.
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My first truck, with bullet holes
and flames stickers |
I
am also practically indigent. There, I’ve
said it. Sad, but true, luckily my
parents instilled in me a sense of hope-fullness, which I try to share with
others. It’s just like standing in a
long line at the grocery store: you always feel better when someone’s behind you. In the economic scheme of things, turn around
and there I’ll be.
My
home is a 1990, 16-foot travel trailer I’ve kept in one location in
Southern Oregon since purchasing it two years ago. By traveling with my turtle shell, I hoped to save money on motel
rooms, see some unseen-scenery and
meet nice folks along the way. See
the USA, at least my little corner of it. I have a space reserved at a Pet Expo in
Portland the beginning of October; after that I’ll know if the holiday orders
warrant my continuing efforts, or if I should go back to being an artist and
turn this back into a hobby. It’s
a make-or-break situation; stay tuned.
I
knew my biggest deterrent would be gasoline prices and it’s a killer, but I
intended to travel short distances and perhaps stay for a month in one
location, unhook the truck, and branch out from there. It may not be the right way to market, but it’s
is my way, my dream; and I’ve got the kind of product best explained and sold
in person.
For
hours I investigated various RV parks throughout the state; their locations, monthly
rates, pet restrictions, amenities (in many locations, free WiFi is provided) and photos.
I’ve looked into, but passed on, State and Federal Parks which permit,
at most, 2 weeks at a time; are often in beautiful, but distant, locales; and finally,
are mostly back-ins, as opposed to pull-through sites, something I’ve
discovered I need help with, and not everyone is willing. Even the sign on my door didn’t make the last
fellow crack a smile as I struggled into the tight space, with “…or
else you’ll jackknife…” ringing in my ears.
So here’s the story: Over the telephone, I reserved a space for a
week in the Phoenix RV Park in Salem, mid-way between Eugene and Portland, the three largest markets
in the state. Earlier in my travels, I
was able to turn my weekly rate into an economical monthly just a few days
after I arrived; I considered the same option.
The park was just off the I-5 freeway, yet surprisingly quiet.
Spoiled
by my site of two years, with huge deck, trees, greenery and SPACE, I
continued to run into parks which look more like RV Sales and Service joints. These contain truly monstrous rigs, with slides that pop out in all directions, so that when you walk inside it truly seems like
magic. All the comforts of home, and
then some. They are either pulled by new
trucks with powerful engines, or towing their
not-too-shabby ‘run-about’
vehicle.
Their occupants are primarily
retired, but there are the occasional young parents. You just know they’ve got their own dot.com.
The rent's
not bad, compared to what they’d have to pay in an Adult Community or elsewhere,
and I imagine their vehicle payments are less than their former mortgages. Two people on Social Security could live comfortably. Rental spaces for the
month average $350-450 (versus $200 weekly rates); inclusive but for
electric consumption, which because of their capacity can run into hundreds of dollars. They nothing more than fancy tin cans and don't appreciate, but they're pretty comfortable.
Satellite dishes, vegetable
gardens, outdoor smokers, pet enclosures and full patio furniture surround these homes. Additional transportation competes for space with bicycles, mopeds, kayaks, small boats, and rolling storage containers which hold whatever doesn't fit inside. They rarely, if ever, actually travel with
their RV; not for 2 MPG going over mountain passes. I’ve been told more than once,
“This
is my final move.”
Short
of hospice or the grave, I assume. That
is sad, for me, too; I’m surrounded by people waiting to die.
After
a couple of days I realized that while it was not ideal, the location was better
than good; it was only temporary; and the State Fair was right around the
corner, Ya-Hoo! I asked about turning my
week into a month but was informed my space was rented; none other was offered
so I assumed they were booked. I took off in my truck, still hoping to find a homier place.
My marketing was going well, but
finding another place to live wasn’t. Anything
described as picturesque turned into trailer trash or other similar
disappointments. Short on time, I bit
the bullet and resigned myself to live amongst these white behemoths, but
closer to Portland. A Reader’s Digest version:
Turned away from place after place, my trailer was too old. They would only allow RV’s within 10, 12 or
at most 15 years of manufacture. No one
could offer a reason. They may leak
more, one gal suggested. I countered,
“So,
you’ll let in a couple of inbreds with a late model, but not me.”
Right. Returning to the Phoenix, tears threatened as I envisioned
the disintegration of all my business plans, not to mention my Travels with Charley dream. No one ever mentioned this obstacle to me;
when did camping become so elitist, for heaven’s sake? Many places don't even allow tents; so much for those wanting to experience real roughing-it. But at least during the week I’d overheard several monthly rates
and availabilities quoted back at the barn, so perhaps now there was an open
space.
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| Minding my own beeswax |
The woman who’d checked me in was working. I explained the age discrimination I'd experienced and she had this blank look on her face, so I asked whether THEY had the same rule.
"Yes," she drawled.
So even though they did have several spaces
available, I was not welcome to one and had to leave. Putting two and two together, I said,
"You let me in by mistake."
"Yes. I'm new and didn't know the rule at the time." She handed me a piece of paper listing a dozen possible alternatives.
I remember a woman sitting off to the side, waiting to check-in, taking all this in. I was mortified. My embarrassment continued while attempting to locate an alternative over the
telephone, since this age restriction is not posted on websites. I'd ask whether the park had an age-restriction policy, but when I started to say good-bye to one more than one place I heard,
"Wait, wait, wait..." I divulged more personal information to a stranger than any
person should; and only then would my trailer be inspected when I arrived. I
know I didn’t need to answer, but I was desperate.
First thing the morning I was scheduled to leave the Phoenix, two employees came to help me disconnect and hook up to my truck, and they were in such a rush I wasn't able to properly finish my prep work. I wandered up and down I-5 checking out my alternatives until I found The Blue Ox, a nice little park in Albany which didn't ask too many questions, but I was prepared.
That’s
pretty much my story; now please consider the following:
Private parks may do as they please, just like restaurants reserve the right to refuse service.
Fine; post the rules and adhere to them.
I can’t help wonder if that applies to race and religion; is that why I
only saw one person of color that week; was he let in by mistake, too?
Argument: It’s a safety, health or liability issue. Fine. I’m all for protecting property, but again,
post it or state it clearly over the phone, to save an expensive gas trip just
to be turned away. My trailer should have been inspected BEFORE the personal
questions. I know I didn’t have to
answer but as I said I was desperate.
What I found was that the less-than-pristine places, which look like the next-door neighbor brought home the bar, can be just as expensive IF NOT MORE SO than the nice places, and with fewer amenities. You should have
seen what I was shown for $410, no WiFi, plus electric, plus dog deposit. The premium must be for the ‘tacky-factor’, but in reality the owners know they’ve got the
residents by the neck.
That’s
what I’m facing, and it’s not a pretty sight, let me tell you. My current location is fine and I like the town, but it's more
expensive than where I was and 25 miles further from my goal of Portland; and in an area
with fewer business prospects. I’m tempted to throw in the towel, but I won’t, yet.
I
know the stereotypical arguments about the undeserving poor; I used to raise them myself,
but when your meager income is eaten up primarily by living expenses, there’s
little left to do but sit and wait until the next check arrives, and depression festers. I know, because my search cost valuable money
I’d ear-marked for my business. No
problem; I like Top Ramen, especially 5 for a buck, and with my new library
card I can rent DVD’s for free.
This
is not sour grapes: I’ve met other RV’ers
who are marketing their goods, same as me, some in rigs older than mine. We would like an opportunity to obtain the
same reasonable rates as others in order to push our local products and compete in the marketplace; like in olden days when towns would do things like waive entry fees or charge less tax on local’s goods,
whatever, in order to give them a chance; help their own. (I rented Cadfael.) If every town, every state adopted this, it would help
even the playing field and create goodwill by keeping at least some of their hard-earned in their own state, where we are developing
cottage industries and attempting to help stimulate the economy. It’s hard to compete with larger outfits which
tempt with fancy packaging, and then take their orders back to their home states or worse, overseas, for
production.
In
my written letter to the absent landowner of the Phoenix RV Park, I acknowledged any reluctance to have his
property become another trailer-trash site, but commented that this is a
perfect opportunity to develop a new marketing approach and do something good
for the community. He has not had the
decency to even acknowledge the poor treatment I received at his establishment. Shows character, or lack thereof.
Elitism. I suspect after the summer months, when the
Snowbirds head south, many of these same RV parks will throw their age
restrictions out the window, and I’ll probably have an easier time getting
around. But that doesn’t alter the fact
that the policy is unfair, and come Spring I could just as easily get unceremoniously tossed
out on my ear. Again.
